Santa’s had enough — and so have you. The You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit card brings vintage holiday charm with a side of unfiltered honesty. Perfect for friends, coworkers, and anyone who didn’t quite make the nice list this year.

Designed with UntamedEgo’s signature mix of sass and retro nostalgia, this card delivers festive spirit for the people who appreciate sarcasm more than sentimentality.

Size: 5X7

Paper: Premium matte cardstock

Envelope: Coordinating envelope included

Packaging: Individually wrapped in a clear sleeve

Printed Locally: Los Angeles, California

Inside: Blank for your personal chaos