Raise your hand if you love a little holiday blasphemy. The In the Case of Baby Jesus… Joseph, You Are Not the Father! card delivers classic UntamedEgo humor with a festive, pop-culture twist that even Maury would approve of.

Printed locally in Los Angeles, this premium-quality card is designed for the unapologetically funny, slightly unhinged, and always unforgettable gift-giver. Perfect for your office Secret Santa, your best friend who lives for chaos, or anyone who appreciates an unholy laugh this holiday season.

Details:

5" x 7" premium matte card

Blank inside for your own unfiltered message

Printed locally in Los Angeles, California

Comes with a matching envelope

Professionally packaged for retail