For when holiday cheer needs a splash of realism (and whiskey). The You Better Watch Out card features a hilariously over-it Santa who’s clearly had one too many seasons of nonsense. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a side of sarcasm.

Printed locally in Los Angeles on premium matte cardstock, this card delivers that signature UntamedEgo balance of chaos, humor, and design polish.

Size: 5x7 inches

Paper: Heavyweight matte cardstock

Envelope: Included (white envelope)

Inside: Blank for your own holiday message

Made + Printed: Locally in Los Angeles, California

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