You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle
Description
This one’s for your forever partner in chaos—the one who’s been through your best decisions, worst ideas, and all the late-night “we probably shouldn’t” moments. You’re My Ride or Die Bitch is the ultimate candle for your day-one bestie who makes every disaster worth remembering.
Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy wax candle blends premium essential oils with zero toxins and 100% attitude. It’s warm, cozy, and guaranteed to get an ugly laugh the moment she unwraps it.
The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California
Perfect For:
• Your bestie, soulmate, and chaos co-pilot
• Funny friendship gifts for the holidays
• Secret Santa swaps that outshine every other gift
• Pairing with cocktails, confessions, and inside jokes
CINNAMON CYPRESS GLOW:
It is a classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.
This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir
SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE:
Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.
Top: Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl, Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery
VANILLA + CLOVE + NUTMEG
This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.
Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk
SEASIDE + ROSES
A tribute to the ephemeral beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.
Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamit, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean
SUGAR APPLE + SPICE
Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla
WHITE SAGE + LAVENDER
It’s summer in southern France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. Bees are buzzing, and the soothing scents of lavender and herbs are in the air. “French Lavender” is a powerful blend of spices, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile elevate the earthiness of lavender, while notes of sandalwood and cedar in the base complement the alluring clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils.
Top: Lavender
Middle: Camphor, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary
Base: Sandalwood, Cedarwood
ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK
Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.
Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood
COCONUT + CARDAMOM + CREAM
A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamom, and Cream begins with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamom, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert."
Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamom
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery
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You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ CINNAMON + CYPRESS GLOW
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ VANILLA + CLOVE + NUTMEG
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ SEASIDE ROSE
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ SUGAR APPLE + SPICE
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ WHITE SAGE + LAVENDER
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ COCONUT + CARDAMOM + CREAM
You’re My Ride or Die Bitch – Funny Candle ‐ CINNAMON + CYPRESS GLOW
