🧵😂 How To Knit Long Sleeve T-shirt – The Darkly Honest Guide

For anyone who’s ever frogged an entire project at 2 a.m., this navy long sleeve shirt tells the real story of knitting. With four illustrated steps in cheeky pink yarn diagrams, it reads:

1️⃣ Stab it
2️⃣ Strangle it
3️⃣ Scoop the guts out
4️⃣ Throw it off a cliff

Perfect for:
😈 Crafters with a wicked sense of humor
🧶 Knitters who’ve been in a battle with their project
🎁 The friend who needs a laugh mid-knit-pocalypse

It’s the ultimate therapy shirt for when your knitting is testing your patience… and your sanity.