Straight White Male Libertarian: Ultimate Trigger Machine T-Shirt
Description
Retro 70's Style Libertarian Tee: The Ultimate Trigger Machine
What could be worse than a straight, white, male libertarian? Ugh!
Ready to offend everyone and look fabulous doing it? Say hello to our Retro 70's Style Tee, your new favorite wardrobe piece that screams vintage cool while casually checking off every box of societal triggers.
Features:
Groovy Design: Bold, colorful font straight out of the 70's, because offending people should always be stylish.
Checkboxes Galore: Show the world your identity with checkboxes for 'White,' 'Straight,' 'Male,' and 'Libertarian.' And for the grand finale, a playful 'How else can I offend you today?' because why not keep them guessing?
Soft and Comfortable: Made from 100% premium cotton, ensuring you stay comfortable while stirring the pot.
Durable Print: High-quality printing that can withstand endless debates and eye rolls.
Why You'll Love It:
This tee is perfect for the unapologetic, the bold, and those who love a good laugh at the expense of oversensitivity. Whether you're at a rally, a party, or just grabbing a coffee, this shirt is your ticket to starting conversations (and maybe a few arguments). Embrace your inner provocateur and let the world know that your existence is, indeed, a statement.
Grab yours today and wear it proudly, because triggering people never looked so good!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas, 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
